Oh Tums, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. For someone who has never had heartburn before, this is quite the shock.
For the last 3-4 weeks, I have been having major heartburn. When I eat carbs, when I eat fruit, when I eat...just about anything. Is this fun? Heck no! I carry my bottle of Tums with me everywhere I go, and I'm constantly popping a couple here, a few there, more a few hours after I eat because randomly the heartburn is back - don't worry, this is all doctor approved.
According to old wives tales, heartburn during pregnancy means the baby will be born with a lot of hair! So what do we think, will Baby Stamm come out with a Jew Fro? Maybe long luscious locks that I can french braid? If the myth is right, then I wouldn't doubt it! But for the next few months, I will continue to keep my Tums by my side and wonder what will come next.
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